Glitzy Jawaani Blingy Deewani   Leave a comment

Θ Oi… Let’s go for Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani :)
۞ Eh! What’s wrong with you!
Θ Gotta see it for Deeps peeps, and the songs, I am sure it will increase your reputable glam quotient from a rhetorical standpoint! Plus there aren’t many brains… Just entertainment.
۞ You call that entertainment?!
Θ Yep, absolutely it’s not that every day a bollywood movie crosses 1 billion mark!
۞ Come on! Of all the people you’re telling me that you have to watch a movie just cos it has over a billion collection in box office?!
۞ Its only cos you like nonsense and nautanki that you’re pulling me into this.
Θ BINGO! You got it right!
Θ Btw, have only listened to songs, believe me they are good, haven’t watched trailers, nor have read reviews and there’s standard disclaimer: you will not acquire any rights to strangle my neck thereafter!
۞ Ha ha! But i’m going to do it anyway!
Θ FYI: YJHD is directed by Ayan Mukerji of Wake up Sid fame, Iktara the song which you croon and swoon.
۞ I Know!!! I’ve listened YJHD songs as well and they’re good :)
Θ FYI: it is produced by Karan Johar :D, stars Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika Padukone in the lead roles.
۞ As usual it’ll be glitzy, blingy, glossy, flashy, and finicky.
Θ Well said :)

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Θ Opening credits: Banno re Banno song, motichoor laddo, kaju barfi – I am already feeling hungry, btw, remember you gotta treat me after the movie.
۞ Treat?! Reason?
Θ At the end, you will feel awesome and honored that I brought you to this movie, that which automatically executes dialysis for the brain to restore endorphin levels :D
۞ lol! Is that a pick up line you just framed?
Θ Killer!! Isn’t it?
۞ Bahhh… it’s a nerdy PJ but a good one :D
Θ Movie Starts: Fedex parcel to bunny!?! Bugs bunny?
Θ Intro of Deeps (Naina): Dewy-eyed, drinking ice tea and amorously expressing that “Kabhie kabhie kuch baatein hamarein yadon ke karmerin ke itni khidkiyan khol deti hain ke hum dhang reh jaate hain! And life is like a box of chocolates dialogue! Awwww chooo chweeet…
۞ To show that she’s a book worm!! Naina has 600 pg book in a retail store wow! Abbah!
Θ Deeps bumps into her school mate Aditi (Kalki Koechlin), I guess she and Anurag Kashyap would’ve had their differences. That’s the reason she’s in Johar’s production to really piss him off!!
۞ Ahaaa watta logic! And wow watta intro for Bunny (Ranbir Kappor), his internship is to help phorenwalas to get an interview of a sex-worker! waaaaaaw
Θ Sex worker: “I has two childerns.. abhie, unke baapu ke naam mat pucho” :D ah loved those expressions :) :)
۞ Out of nowhere .. Agra ki azeem fankaara, Mallika-e-Husn, noor-e-nazar, Mohatarma Mohini.. Kinda saddens me that madhuri had to dance to an item number which is imbibed with awkward notions – TV pe breaking news haaye re mera ghagra!! Haaye Baghdad se leke Dilli via-agra !!
Θ Hahahahaha you have to give credit to Amitab Bhattacharya, it really does have a good humor albeit if you only delve it on the surface.
Θ Sid’s father (Farooq Shaikh) concerned about his sons Trekking expedition to Khipshi pass 16,000 ft above sea level – highly daunting and high octane adventure. Then gifts him a backpack…. Awww wwwww wwwwww…
Θ Pamukkale, Cappadocia, Isle of Skye, Havana, San Pedro, Havana, Trinidad, Rome, Johannesburg plus the book: copied from Pixar’s Up,  feels so friggin’ pseudo…
۞ Deeps with a pug books her Makemytrip trekking ticket! Why Pug! This is heights!! Yappah!
Θ Aww Avi – Avinash(Aditya Roy Kapoor), Bunny – Karan Thapar, Aditi are friends (Duh! obviously) and Naina joins them for Manali Trek.
۞ Naina fails to get a berth in AC 2 tier – Mumbai to Manali! :D Therefore Bunny says: “Mere saath soojao” – such a lame dialogue!!
Θ Not Again, the hallowed DDLJ istlye train chadna… Trademark of Dharma Productions eh ?
Θ “My Name is laura (Evelyn Sharma).. n Bunny: My name’s bunny .. Its like bugs bunny, Laura: OMG!! Thats so cute!” Aww I just love Karan Johar movies….
Θ Naina’s specialization in Neuroimmunology!!:D “It is a field combining neuroscience, the study of the nervous system, and immunology, the study of the immune system” Hope Deeps know what it really is!!
۞ “Chumma chumma de de...” really good work which pleasingly integrates into the scenario, so far the only good part of YJHD.
Θ Oh that’s Hidimba temple, have been there twice, really good place :)
Θ The most favorite topic of group discussion : Love vs arranged marriage which eventually leads to children..  “Kitne chaaiye.. muje twins be banane aate hain!” :P
Θ Lame chase.. it had to be there isn’t , for Naina to shed her inhibitions n partake in Masti n Chusti.
۞ Trek in minis and show off long, sleek, limber legs!!
Θ and With half a kg backpack with toys stuffed in its zips :D
Θ Bunny to Naina on Laura “Kaise perfectly matakthi hai uske kamar Toing.. toing… toing” :D Evelyn’s haaawt!
۞ Bunny to Naina: “Tumare jaise lakdiyan flirting ke liye nahi , ishq ke liye bani hai..aur ishq mere shehat kai liye achha nahi hain ” see… now, that’s a pickup line :D
Θ Naina: Kyn ki mein boring hoon, Bunny: No… tum hindi film hero ho dude! Khud se pyar karna seekho, tum jais ho bilkul teek-thaak ho, tumare smile kitni dangerous pata hain! mera pas dil hota na, tere smile pe pakka aajata Awesome, love the nautanki !!
۞ Subhanallah :D :D perfect Timing!
Θ Bhoota parvart: Bhoota matlab haunted … hahahahhahahahaha, Bahirav mandir – isn’t it obvious the couple want to cash in on mandir’s blessings.
۞ A perfect platform for the love birds to venture out.
Θ Naina: “Wahan us pahaad ki hawaan mein nasha sa tha! Aur woh nasha ishq tha! Watta dialogue it felt like Cadbury’s Silk: melted in my mouth, traveled down my throat and warmed my heart :D :P
Θ I guess Lugdi (kind of crude beer made from fermented rice or barley) tastes the same as neera or toddy.
۞ He has the Pixar book up in the mountains! Only to prove that he wants to travel around the world and use really heavy words: raftaar, pagalpan, dhamekadar, udna, daudna, girna! My goodness!!
Θ Wait! That’s not Manali , that’s Kashmir : Gulmarg , Pahalgam
Θ A feeble attempt to portray “I am the king of the world” kinda feeling which is accompanied by… some African background score… are we watching Gladiator here?!
Θ Trust me, Himachal road transport corporation limited (HRTCL) buses never looked so neat! and it has cushioned backseats? :D
۞ Chashmish is metamorphosed to seedhi-saadi chhori sharabi ho gayi
Θ Ah! Balam pitchkaari, a foot-tapping holi song which is amazingly brilliant..
۞ Have to agree, it’s addictive and you feel drawn to it..
Θ Kyun no-vacancy ki, hothon pe gaali hai….. Jabki tere dil ka, kamra toh khaali hai :D
۞ Mujhko pata hai re… Kya chahata hai tu… Boli bhajan teri… Neeyat gawaali hai.. :P
Θ They play holi all the day, through the night.. and just when its dawn and all’s well, Bunny reveals that he has a scholarship in northwest univ – Chicago! Fly baby fly!
۞ Naina: “8 saal beet gaye hai, ausne kabhie mudke nahi dekha, aur maine intezar bhi nahi kiya “– very pragmatic I say!
Θ Ilahi song: wooo… haa…so plastic, so pseudo!! It feels as if they have shooting a AD for an SLR! And Mr.Thapar feels the essence of a place by smelling high! Plus he gets a French babe to do kuchikuuu! Friggin’ Lucky bastard!!
۞ I think he works for a firm which develop maps for Google Street view :D
Θ Roflol, see….. you’re absolutely enjoying the movie.
۞ Riya: (Highly accented angrezi) whatchya looking at kabir? Bunny: waqt to guzarte.. Riya: (Highly accented hindi) banajarepan se ishq.. My gwwwadd!
Θ Riya mentions an offer that Bunny cant refuse, 3 months in Paris, Tokyo, Istanbul and Berlin – as a host, say yes BABE! Baaaaaaaah!!! Do they really know what it takes to be a traveler, or to be a host of a travel show! Imagine if Ian Wright (Discovery’s Lonely Planet) saw this movie, he’d be insanely ashamed and he would’ve gladly drowned in his own pee!!
۞ Ah, to add more glitz : its Aditi’s wedding in Udaipur!
Θ Udaipur is so beautiful; it has many lakes and it is a favorite marriage destination. Esp the Jagmandir Palace, The cost of hosting a Dinner at Jagmandir is roughly around Rs.10,000+ taxes per person. !! Phew!
Θ Battameez dil... Another foot tapping number which is wonderfully choreographed
۞ I concur, however Indian idol junior’s Battameez dil… – is so special!
Θ I am still stunned at Deep’s Low waist saree plus glistening black-sleeveless-blouse, puuuooooooooof! Hotness!!

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۞ Stop ogling her. She’s not even dressed like me:P
Θ Please… Ah Bunny’s friendly reconciliation with Avi, Aditi, it’s getting boring now….
Θ Yay! Deeps has a windows phone! :D
Θ Love the song: oh la la la. oh la la la. tu hai meri fantasy… Adore Shreya’s vocals and Vidya’s Thumkas, such a masti song!
۞ Kunaal Roy Kapur’s (Taran) schmaltzy-douchebag-role is good.
۞ Laura is Taran’s Londonwaali cousin !! yaaapaaahaa
Θ Evelyn’s very hwaat… :P
۞ Bunny to Aditi: Providing valuable feedback for her honeymoon “Don’t go to Venice – Its like Europe ka dharavi..” :D
Θ Avi and bunny – pillow-fight… bwhahahahaha mere life, mere sapne mere halat, mere problems, mere bahane…  tere maiyat , tu khudgarz, tu besharam tu bewda, tu juari, tu barbaad.. Please Kill Me Baby one more time!
Θ I am saved! Now its Dilli wali girlfriend , its lyrics are hilarious.. Fantastic work by Mr. Bhattacharya and music too….  it’s brilliant!! Check out deep’s fabulous red outfit , a prime example for size zero, O what a look!! what a grace!! Tenu hi karaan main chase I am flabbergasted! Btw, what’s “Size-zero’s” size 30-22-30?
۞ “Teri saari harkat main to note karoon, Tujhe thaane mein le ja ke main report karoon..” :)
Θ “Tu na kar aisi fight, Tera mood karoon main light, Tujhe scene mein dikha ke film golmaal ke!” :D
۞ Hahahaha that was good :)
Θ The love birds are off to Udaipur sightseeing – The usual desi-videsi banter eg: Bunny: Johannesburg, SA: Andres Iniesta winning goal, Naina: Whankede, Mumbai- Mahendra Singh Dhoni ka winnning chakka… tak! :D , oh btw, Ranbir’s an ardent fan of FC Barcelona – Més que un club :):):):)
۞ Please don’t start Messi and Barcelona thing now…
Θ “Bunny to Naina: Hamare bacche, mere shakal, tere akal…” bhwahhhh please forward..
Θ Dad’s episode: Bunny’s getting all senti now… Argh!!
Θ Not again! Bunny’s reconciliation with Avi and Aditi and finally he wakes up! no… not yet!! Guru Tappaythu..
۞ Awwwwwww… Taran’s so chweet, cho chubby.. he just cleared Avi’s debts and feeling sorry for Aditi. Husband ho to aisa! :D
Θ WTF! Who’s Varun now?!?! Its dragging.. Director! Please make them kiss and end this movie!!
۞ Your wishes are granted! They kiss indeed… Watta perfect landscape!
Θ Never expected this – Deepika’s enlightening monologue is good, Rekha Bharadwaj for Kabira maan jaaAnna Kabir… FTW! Jaldi se maan jaa…  halcat!
۞ Hero had to leave, get enlightened in the airport and had to return to home! And there’s Farooq Shaikh –  sensible monologue!
Θ Bunny’s reconciliation with his step-mother (Tanvi Azmi) “Usko pata tha ki: Apni marzi se jeene ki keemat kya hoti hai” – not bad!
۞ Another brining together scene – this time it’s with Naina, Bunny: “Na boldiya unko, tuje haan jo bolna tha! ” :D, they pop the champagne and they lived happily ever after!
Θ It had to end with Nautanki isn’t it!
Θ Yet with commercialized screenplay, Ayan has handled relationships well and there isn’t much of a drama element into it.
۞ Yup, but movie’s void of intense feelings and there’s nothing that stimulates you except those songs, they are fun!
Θ Indeed, though they deviate from narration, they are outstanding! It is what bollywood’s famous for.
Θ It is worth investing money in bollywood isn’t it? You gotta take lessons from it. Just look at the returns… The movie has  made a staggering 284 % profit!!
۞ Dumb Geniuses?!
Θ Perfect oxymoron!
Θ Moral of the story: Kabhie kabhie… You gotta watch these sorta movies, sehat ke liye achha rahtha hai!
۞ Dittavada Maatu …  :)

References:
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani – Facebook
Dharma Productions

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